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miraculoustang:

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"WHY??!"
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cattyheart:

dragonsroar:

OKAY. I DID 6 MORE. I guess I got all the super ridiculous and dirty ones out of the way on the first batch. 

Part 1

Part 3

:33 < he knows what im going to say

:33 < he had to stop me before i got covered in bitches

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reillybites:

egberts-plush-posterior:

nyxasd:

Raising Dave, by Norhuu on tumblr.

this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, and I just had to show my friends.

I have accomplished what I’ve been waiting to do :)

Then Bro started Smutpets and got billions of dollars.

And life was pretty hella.

What I want to know is whAT THE FUCK HE DOES WITH ALL THAT MONEY
WHY DOES HE CHOOSE TO LIVE IN A SHITTY APARTMENT
WHAT DOES HE DO WITH FUCKING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
DOES HE JUST BATHE IN WHATEVER HE DOESNT SPEND ON SHITTY SWORDS AND TURN TABLES
????????????????????????

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the-hogwarts-owl:

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

God’s dad was an alcoholic gay man

I swear this show is on drugs

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» Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
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tags: #i fucking love english teachers

I think my favorite’s the blue.

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tags: #ew mandys face #selfie city

Testing out the lipsticks I made last night!

I used the white as a base before applying each color with my finger, pictured in order going clockwise from there uwu The colors are matte, so put a clear gloss on!

Each color took 1/2 tsp coconut oil, 1/4 tsp vegetable oil, and one Crayola crayon. Directions here: http://www.rookiemag.com/2013/10/diy-crayon-lipstick/

Not my tutorial, I just followed the directions! Have fun guys~

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tags: #ew mandys face #lipstick tutorial #homemade lipstick #crayon lipstick

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Impulse - $6.99

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tags: #U G H I WANT #COSPLAY REF #REF #NEED #WANT

stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

  • AND
  • I
  • AINT
  • FUCKING
  • SCARED
  • OF 
  • HIM
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jaeger-blooded:

The reactions of a boy falling in love(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
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get to know me meme: 1/5 male characters neville longbottom
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ikimaru:

KJ: I toke this screenshot awhile ago but it got lost in my files and I only just found it

omf Sollux looks traumatized

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aphwy:

aphwy:

APHWY’S 2000+ FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!!!

so i recently hit 2000 followers and upon receiving my chinese new year money and new credit card, i’ve decided to hold a giveaway!!

PRIZES:
-Hetalia: Arte Stella book!
-VOCALOID3 IA
-3 wigs under $50 each from etsy.com
-2 lolita dresses from angelic pretty
-anything under $300 from the animate store!!

FIRST PLACE: 3 of the above prizes of your choice
SECOND PLACE: 2 of the above prizes of your choice
THIRD PLACE: 1 of the above prizes of your choice

RULES:
- you can only reblog up to ten times!!
- you must be following me (i will be checking)
- i will ship everywhere!! (^ν^)
- if you’re gonna unfollow me after the giveaway please don’t even bother
- if you’re one of my earlier followers and you win, you also get a small gift!!

this will be ending on 1st june

thank you for reading!! (・ω・)ノ

UPDATE: I HIT 3K FOLLOWERS!!! so i’m gonna add a few more prizes


1st winner: additional $100 to spend on the animate website and two more wigs from Etsy!!
2nd winner: additonal $50 to spend on the animate website and one more wig from Etsy!!
3rd winner: one lolita accessory from AngelicPretty!!

please reblog this with this update, thank you very much!!

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yumikitsuki:

Artist: orichie

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