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reopening this putrid au with a shitty school drawing
Raising Dave, by Norhuu on tumblr.
this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, and I just had to show my friends.
I have accomplished what I’ve been waiting to do :)
Then Bro started Smutpets and got billions of dollars.
And life was pretty hella.
What I want to know is whAT THE FUCK HE DOES WITH ALL THAT MONEY
WHY DOES HE CHOOSE TO LIVE IN A SHITTY APARTMENT
WHAT DOES HE DO WITH FUCKING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
DOES HE JUST BATHE IN WHATEVER HE DOESNT SPEND ON SHITTY SWORDS AND TURN TABLES
God’s dad was an alcoholic gay man
I swear this show is on drugs
» Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
I think my favorite’s the blue.
Testing out the lipsticks I made last night!
I used the white as a base before applying each color with my finger, pictured in order going clockwise from there uwu The colors are matte, so put a clear gloss on!
Each color took 1/2 tsp coconut oil, 1/4 tsp vegetable oil, and one Crayola crayon. Directions here: http://www.rookiemag.com/2013/10/diy-crayon-lipstick/
Not my tutorial, I just followed the directions! Have fun guys~
The reactions of a boy falling in love(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
KJ: I toke this screenshot awhile ago but it got lost in my files and I only just found it
omf Sollux looks traumatized
APHWY’S 2000+ FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!!!
so i recently hit 2000 followers and upon receiving my chinese new year money and new credit card, i’ve decided to hold a giveaway!!
-Hetalia: Arte Stella book!
-3 wigs under $50 each from etsy.com
-2 lolita dresses from angelic pretty
-anything under $300 from the animate store!!
FIRST PLACE: 3 of the above prizes of your choice
SECOND PLACE: 2 of the above prizes of your choice
THIRD PLACE: 1 of the above prizes of your choice
- you can only reblog up to ten times!!
- you must be following me (i will be checking)
- i will ship everywhere!! （＾ν＾）
- if you’re gonna unfollow me after the giveaway please don’t even bother
- if you’re one of my earlier followers and you win, you also get a small gift!!
this will be ending on 1st june
thank you for reading!! (・ω・)ノ
UPDATE: I HIT 3K FOLLOWERS!!! so i’m gonna add a few more prizes
1st winner: additional $100 to spend on the animate website and two more wigs from Etsy!!
2nd winner: additonal $50 to spend on the animate website and one more wig from Etsy!!
3rd winner: one lolita accessory from AngelicPretty!!
please reblog this with this update, thank you very much!!